What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?